It’s getting tough not to just pimp Ace daily, but these two stories are freeking hilarious.

Sarah Brown’s gift to Mrs. Obama:

Top Shop dresses (with matching necklaces) and a selection of books by British authors.

Mrs. Obama’s gift to Mrs. Brown:

Plastic toy helicopters

Gordon Brown’s gift to Mr. Obama:

included an ornamental desk pen holder made from the oak timbers of Victorian anti-slaver HMS Gannet, once named HMS President, [snip] the framed commission for HMS Resolute, a vessel that came to symbolise Anglo-US peace when it was saved from ice packs by Americans and given to Queen Victoria, [snip] [and] a first edition set of the seven-volume classic biography of Churchill by Sir Martin Gilbert.

Mr. Obama’s gift to Mr. Brown:

a collection of 25 classic American films on DVD

I guess our President is just restoring our reputation in the world…as cheep, thoughtless bastards.