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	<title>The Montana Misanthrope</title>
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		<title>Hair Removal</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 00:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This place is pretty quiet, but that doesn&#8217;t mean nothing&#8217;s going on.  Among other things, I&#8217;m a member of the Clancy Volunteer Fire Department, and an annual tradition is the head shaving / fundraiser for the St. Baldrick&#8217;s Foundation, an organization dedicated to helping kids who are facing the struggle against cancer.  On April 17th, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This place is pretty quiet, but that doesn&#8217;t mean nothing&#8217;s going on.  Among other things, I&#8217;m a member of the Clancy Volunteer Fire Department, and an annual tradition is the head shaving / fundraiser for the St. Baldrick&#8217;s Foundation, an organization dedicated to helping kids who are facing the struggle against cancer.  On April 17th, some of us are going to shave our heads in support of those brave little ones, and I&#8217;m appealing to the good nature of anyone who still shows up around here to make a donation, no matter how small, in support of our efforts.  You can donate online via the<a href="https://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/dougd"> St. Baldrick&#8217;s Foundation website</a>; plus you can see a rather lousy picture of me pre-shave.  Anyway, thanks in advance, and stay tuned for the pictures of the aftermath.</p>
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		<title>Roger That</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m late on this, sort of like everything else in my life at the moment, but for some reason Koopman&#8217;s brand of crazy is getting press again; this time for his self defined conservative litmus test.  I understand he fed the opinions of elected Montana Republicans into some sort of conservomatic-2000 and discovered that a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m late on this, sort of like everything else in my life at the moment, but for some reason <a href="http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/articles/article/few_pass_many_ignore_montana_conservative_alliance_test/16257/">Koopman&#8217;s brand of crazy</a> is getting press again; this time for his self defined conservative litmus test.  I understand he fed the opinions of elected Montana Republicans into some sort of conservomatic-2000 and discovered that a lot of them didn&#8217;t agree with him.  Oh, the huge-manatee!  What really bugs me about this puppet show is that this sort of thing gets any press to begin with.  Sure, the &#8220;Montana Conservative Alliance&#8221; sounds just spiffy, but really, I don&#8217;t have reporters knocking down my door to publish the latest press release from the Montana Conservertarian Alliance of Friendly Misguided Cynics.  The article says that &#8220;at least 30&#8243; ignored the survey&#8230;maybe the Beacon should have followed suit.</p>
<p>Post Post:  The Beacon included what they say is an email Koopman sent out that had a target list on it.  Here&#8217;s what got my dander up:</p>
<blockquote><p>SHELBY/CONRAD/CHESTER/FORT BENTON: Llew Jones wages a personal war against Republican conservatives. His voting record is extremely liberal. Jones is now running for the Senate in SD 14. It is absolutely essential that we give the people of that district a conservative alternative in the Republican primary.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ve <a href="http://www.mtmis.net/?p=337">said it before</a> and it bears repeating:  Llew Jones is the kind of legislator we want in Helena; a genuine, down to earth Golden Triangle Montanan.  Not a firebrand, not an ideologue, just a smart guy who&#8217;s trying to apply a little common sense to the Capitol circus.  We need more of that, not less.  Hang in there Llew, we&#8217;re not all nut-cases out here.</p>
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		<title>Finally, A Little Offense</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 19:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Montana Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ordinarily, I can be counted on to be the cynical bastard who&#8217;ll kick anybody in the shins to reinforce my misanthropy, but not today.  The Montana GOP gets a tip &#8216;o the fedora from me for this move as reported by the Helena IR:
Montana Republicans are asking the Department of Commerce to target Oregon businesses [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ordinarily, I can be counted on to be the cynical bastard who&#8217;ll kick anybody in the shins to reinforce my misanthropy, but not today.  The Montana GOP gets a tip &#8216;o the fedora from me for <a href="http://www.helenair.com/news/local/state-and-regional/article_1e8760c0-1eb2-11df-8074-001cc4c002e0.html?mode=story">this move</a> as reported by the Helena IR:</p>
<blockquote><p>Montana Republicans are asking the Department of Commerce to target Oregon businesses in an advertising blitz that looks to steal jobs and promote Big Sky Country as a friendlier place to do business.</p></blockquote>
<p>While it&#8217;s my opinion that Montana has a long way to go to be business friendly, our fair state is still miles ahead of places such as Oregon, whose politics is dominated by the malleable heartstrings of the Willamette Valley suburbanite along with the city dwelling self-<strike>centered </strike>styled intellectual.  Sure, we have our share of those, but thankfully we&#8217;ve not yet slipped into Bizarro World, as has Oregon.  That&#8217;s why this is a drum the Montana GOP needs to keep beating, and hard.  The <a href="http://www.leftinthewest.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=3765">fellow travelers</a> here in Montana see in the Oregon example a path to victory; the rest of us see the potential to lure away businesses that would rather provide jobs than pay for a bloated bureaucracy.  We have an opportunity here, Governor Schweitzer; what is your priority?</p>
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		<title>What does Brown do for You?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 23:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[National Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[First off, it&#8217;s been a while, but my blogslumber can&#8217;t withstand the latest Senate sideshow of the Massachusetts Madness.  I bought a lot of Boy Scout popcorn this year, but I&#8217;m not sure it will outlast this our latest political drama.  Even if I&#8217;ve been silent on here, I still enjoy lurking around when I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First off, it&#8217;s been a while, but my blogslumber can&#8217;t withstand the latest Senate sideshow of the Massachusetts Madness.  I bought a lot of Boy Scout popcorn this year, but I&#8217;m not sure it will outlast this our latest political drama.  Even if I&#8217;ve been silent on here, I still enjoy lurking around when I can, and though I don&#8217;t read as many Montana blogs as I used to, and I certainly don&#8217;t join (or miss) the pissing contests, it&#8217;s hard not to be entertained by the differing perspectives that have been conjured by all of the citizen journalists.  For what it&#8217;s worth, here&#8217;s what keeps the microwave busy in my house:</p>
<p>From what I&#8217;ve gleaned from the progressive perspective, Coakley lost because a governor was placed on the leftward pointing engine of the Democrat&#8217;s governance.  The debate in those circles now seems to be whether the party should push harder left overtly or covertly.  Should Obamacare be jettisoned and support for a direct nationalization of healthcare be substituted in its stead?  Should Senate filibuster rules be changed so Obamacare can be approved, which will naturally lead to nationalization further down the road?  Amidst this strategy concoction, the one question I haven&#8217;t seen asked, or at least haven&#8217;t seen taken seriously, is whether or not our nation really wants more lefty cowbell.  Mr. Obama&#8217;s election put the blinders of settled science on a lot of progressives, but they might just want to remove them from time to time in case they are on an intercept course with a Mack truck.</p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t to say that the GOP has suddenly grown into a Boone &amp; Crockett buck.  Yeah, many Democrats are nervous, but celebrating 59th place just looks sort of, well, pathetic.  I guess every turnaround has to begin with actually turning around, but when a moderate wins one race in a royal blue state and some people start wondering if he should run for President, one might think that the depth chart at the top of the party might be somewhat suspect.</p>
<p>At any rate, it is thoroughly entertaining, and given that one party no longer holds absolute power, at least now that entertainment will have to work a little harder at spending my kids money.  Carry on, and if anyone cares maybe I&#8217;ll be back in a few months to write another post.</p>
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		<title>Constructing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Scabdabary]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All the codes have been met or exceeded.  All the math is correct.  All the connections are checked and double checked, tightened and double tightened.  So why is it that for a brief moment before I throw a new heavy breaker I&#8217;m curious as to whether or not my house is about to turn into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All the codes have been met or exceeded.  All the math is correct.  All the connections are checked and double checked, tightened and double tightened.  So why is it that for a brief moment before I throw a new heavy breaker I&#8217;m curious as to whether or not my house is about to turn into a big ol&#8217; pile of charcoal?</p>
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		<title>FUFWP</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 05:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Outdoor Pursuits]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As a member of the right wing Mafia, I&#8217;ve got so much stuff stuck in my craw that my breath is starting to smell awfully foul.  Leave it to the Montana FWP to throw in the rotting corpse of a hemroidal skunk:
Lewton and his buddies were arrested in an undercover sting operation during which an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a member of the right wing Mafia, I&#8217;ve got so much stuff stuck in my craw that my breath is starting to smell awfully foul.  Leave it to the Montana FWP to<a href="http://www.newwest.net/city/article/big_horn_sheep_killing_a_betrayal_of_trust/C41/L41/"> throw in</a> the rotting corpse of a hemroidal skunk:</p>
<blockquote><p>Lewton and his buddies were arrested in an undercover sting operation during which an agent for Montana’s Fish, Wildlife &amp; Parks shot and killed a bighorn sheep that scored over 204 points, Boone and Crockett. A new state record.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, the trial prevents comment and so on and so forth, but for the life of me I don&#8217;t get why the &#8216;undercover agent&#8217; had to kill the sheep for the charges to be brought.  What a sickening waste.</p>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s the Prey?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, tolerance:
 Robert Millage of Kamiah said he’s been called a wolf murderer, a fat redneck and other names in about 50 phone calls and hundreds of e-mails.
Results like this make me wonder if a wolf hunting season will put a dent in S.S.S. at all.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, <a href="http://www.greatfallstribune.com/article/20090903/NEWS01/90903012/1002/rss">tolerance</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p> Robert Millage of Kamiah said he’s been called a wolf murderer, a fat redneck and other names in about 50 phone calls and hundreds of e-mails.</p></blockquote>
<p>Results like this make me wonder if a wolf hunting season will put a dent in <acronym title="Shoot, Shovel, and Shut-up">S.S.S.</acronym> at all.</p>
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		<title>Artfully Inartful?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Democrat Dunderheads]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like you to write about what you can do for me&#8230;no, wait&#8230;I meant that you should write about what you can do for you.  Just a slip of the tongue, I&#8217;m sure.
The lesson plans, available online, originally recommended having students &#8220;write letters to themselves about what they can do to help the president.&#8221;
The White [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d like you to write about what you can do for me&#8230;no, wait&#8230;I meant that you should write about what you can do for you.  <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ib8qja0qqnnbZFsHF7kP6GV9XVfQD9AG43GO0">Just a slip of the tongue</a>, I&#8217;m sure.</p>
<blockquote><p>The lesson plans, available online, originally recommended having students &#8220;write letters to themselves about what they can do to help the president.&#8221;</p>
<p>The White House revised the plans Wednesday to say students could &#8220;write letters to themselves about how they can achieve their short-term and long-term education goals.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;That was inartfully worded, and we corrected it,&#8221; Higginbottom said.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Constructing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The Hand Tamper&#8230;

&#8230;all the fun of a post hole digger without the sense of progress.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Hand Tamper&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.mtmis.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tamper.jpg" alt="Tamper" height="272" width="361" /></p>
<p align="center">&#8230;all the fun of a post hole digger without the sense of progress.</p>
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		<title>It Really Doesn&#8217;t Get Much Better</title>
		<link>http://www.mtmis.net/?p=474</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Rows of empty soldiers Captains? Check.  A musculoskeletal system filling up the complaint jar due to a week of full contact water sports? Check. Residual head and neck pain from a few full speed &#8220;accidental&#8221; T-bones at the go-karts? Check.  The satisfaction of knowing that even if time allowed, the body probably wouldn&#8217;t accede to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rows of empty <strike>soldiers</strike> Captains? Check.  A musculoskeletal system filling up the complaint jar due to a week of full contact water sports? Check. Residual head and neck pain from a few full speed &#8220;accidental&#8221; T-bones at the go-karts? Check.  The satisfaction of knowing that even if time allowed, the body probably wouldn&#8217;t accede to one more day of fun? Check.  I love recovering from a good vacatation.</p>
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