Category Archives: Democrat Dunderheads

Artfully Inartful?

I’d like you to write about what you can do for me…no, wait…I meant that you should write about what you can do for you.  Just a slip of the tongue, I’m sure.
The lesson plans, available online, originally recommended having students “write letters to themselves about what they can do to help the president.”
The White […]

Putting Action where Their Gas Is

The good news with Mr. Obama’s latest directives regarding fuel economy and greenhouse emmissions is that at least those who tell us what and how we should live and drive will now have to live by those same standards…inevitable loopholes for the important people notwithstanding.

The Guile of a Pile of Bile

How dare those Republicans nominate three political scientists from the faculty of Montana’s colleges to the legislative redistricting commission!  Who on earth would want an individual as unqualified as a professor on there? Don’t they know that the commission should be chaired by a political hack?  Well, after the Supreme Court picks their choice, they […]

Funniest Quote so far this Year

From the New York Times
“The more they look at it,” said one official, “the more [military] commissions don’t look as bad as they did on Jan. 20.”
H/T: Ace

A Breakthrough in National Defense

Sure, there may be some blowback from providing $8 billion to a nut tree while cutting $1.4 billion from missile defense, but we really should remember that we are graced with the leadership of a man with a brilliant mind, so there must more to it than one may suspect.  For example, instead of destroying […]

Forgoing Freedom for Feeling Good

Shower Heads? Check. Toilets? Check. Light Bulbs? Check.  Next? Dishwasher soap.
Among other states that have banned or are banning phosphates in dishwasher detergent are Maryland, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Michigan, Vermont, Minnesota, Illinois, Massachusetts and New York. A bill on Capitol Hill would impose a nationwide ban.
Customizing a new shower head before installation in order to get […]

Priceless

It’s getting tough not to just pimp Ace daily, but these two stories are freeking hilarious.
Sarah Brown’s gift to Mrs. Obama:
Top Shop dresses (with matching necklaces) and a selection of books by British authors.
Mrs. Obama’s gift to Mrs. Brown:
Plastic toy helicopters
Gordon Brown’s gift to Mr. Obama:
included an ornamental desk pen holder made from the oak […]

More Manure from Mr. Tester

Buried in today’s Helena IR:
The Senate voted overwhelmingly to preserve thousands of earmarks in a $410 billion spending bill on Tuesday, brushing aside Sen. John McCain’s claim that President Barack Obama and Congress are merely conducting business as usual in a time of economic hardship.
Left out of the Helena IR article:
NAYS:
Baucus (D-MT)
Tester (D-MT)
Quite frankly, Senator […]

Cut the Cheese

So, if I don’t buy a $1,000.00 AR-15 every year for the next ten years, can I tell Mrs. Misanthrope that I’ve “cut” $10,000.00 (plus interest) from our budget?

Whoever smelt it dealt it: H/T Ace

Gun Manufacturer Stimulus Plan

Yeah, this really ought to help with the ridiculous prices of mags and ammo.  It’s interesting that Mexican violence is the excuse now given for Mr. Obama’s desire to ban “assault weapons” and “high capacity” magazines.  I’m sure those drug lords, following in the steps of our own homegrown miscreants, will sheepishly stop buying all […]